Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About
- Anonymous asked: “Do you understand anything? Do you talk about anything?”
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About
- Who will write the article about the end of “The End Of…” articles?
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About
- It sounds better in blank verse.
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About
- We tried so hard not to try so hard.
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About
- “WELL-PLAYED, NEW YORK TIMES,” said my mother, the day after Mother’s Day, regarding this article: So Eager for Grandchildren, They’re Paying the Egg-Freezing Clinic.
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About
- Who doesn’t have a pen?
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About
- I don’t want a boyfriend; I want someone to remove my glasses when I forget and fall asleep.
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About
- It was the kind of day where I found myself mostly concerned with how each piece of art was attached to each wall.
- “Man, Heroic and Sublime.”
- That comma always kills me.
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About
- Things we broke today, in unrelated accidents: one hard drive, one heart.
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About
- Do we like each other, or do we Like each other?
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About
- Twitter is, essentially, like standing on street corners, shouting one-liners, and waiting for high fives.
- While trying not to cry.
Things I Don’t Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About
- If I update my blog, but I don’t e-mail you back, will you be mad?
Things I Don’t Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About
- You buy stocks based only on whether you like the ticker initials, still.
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About
- I wanted to tell him, “I am pretty sure that you did not miss a Missed Connection.”
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About
- “I sleep through alarms,” he said.
- “That’s alarming,” she said.
- He didn’t laugh.
- So she left.
