January 2008
10 posts
Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
Methods for not interrupting people when they speak.
Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
You can read my handwriting upside-down?
Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
How to call someone when they’re on a cruise ship.
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Oversleeping.
Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
Is she really going out with him? It’s starting to sound like a Phil Spector/Ellie Greenwich/Shangri-las song in here.
Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
Whether I love or hate the smell of Bengay. Who, exactly, it is that I’m mad at. Speaking of “mad,” can I get away with using the phrase, “I’m not mad at it,” to express just how much I like something? No.
Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
How I fell down the stairs and why I did not stop before the bottom.
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Do I have to take notes? An outline would help. Things might be better if I could just watch things unfold. When will it be time to run away?
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Why I have to make that decision.
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When I’ll have to make that decision.