June 2008
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Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
How to quit.
Who to call. (When to call.)
How much to tell you.
Always.
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Sheep’s milk yogurt is gross. Yogurt is one of my favorite foods and I’m hungry and I can’t even do it. I should have splurged for the skyrr.
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You know all my passwords.
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It was a break, I think.
Once on each side, six months apart.
Who scares me?
I’m sorry I sent you that e-mail. Not sorry in a sad way. Sorry in a “you are so annoying, I really wish you’d stop talking about it and being annoying” way.
I already have an alternate plan. (I’m not even finished with this one yet.)
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I’ve considered leaving.
I am considering leaving?
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How many songs it takes to get home.
Who is keeping track of vacation days?
You have so many umbrellas and so few shoes.
I got you on NBC Nightly News. You aren’t pleased.
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I am so tired.
I don’t want to see a commercial for that.
You found film of my first birthday party?
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I hope I did that right.
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Why I have to meet her.
How I met him.
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I’m doing that teeth clenching thing again. My whole head hurts.
You’re going to take her for a ride?
Needlepoint
That is a huge bruise.
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So this is what that feels like. I am wholly uninterested in everything you say. He claims he forgot to grow up. I can’t even pretend to see the good in this. The phrase “lazy Susan” makes me nauseous. I can’t say it.