August 2008
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Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
The dress I bought at Marc Jacobs the time that I cried and the salesgirl brought me a drink to help me finish shopping. I did not spill it.
You, on that coast.
I’m about to be misquoted.
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Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
Twitter.
I used to write rejection letters. That was my job.
I am supposed to make you a mix tape?
Can’t he just be in charge of my 401K statement?
Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
That wasn’t a pine nut.
She is obsessed.
His e-mail disarmed me.
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I think you’re right; it is too easy to find me.
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I will never ask you for advice.
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You respect the conceit.
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That is the default way to flatter me.
I couldn’t stop eavesdropping on the ladies speaking entirely in sign language next to me on the subway.
Does he really have a novel in him?
The night we went to a dance party in the basement of a Chinese restaurant under an office building in the Financial District in the middle of the night.
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It rarely takes me more than one minute to figure out if I’ll be able to cry in front of someone.
The correct answer is, almost always, cry.
Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
My ponytail keeps getting higher.
He’s amassed a notable collection of Mid-Century modern furniture.
It was wishful thinking that caused me to assume we’d be out of town.
Three hours of sleep nightly might no longer be enough.
One prescription costs $249.00, one costs $350.00, and one is only $13.00.
Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
Is it really so weird to carry around my iphone in its box? It’s like the perfect sized case for me. It will be a little bit more difficult for me to break it this way.