September 2009
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I am a much easier read that I realize.
Sep 1st
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August 2009
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The solution is simple: stop having a crush on him.
Aug 30th
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“You can restore its original settings by clicking Restore.”
Aug 27th
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Today is 8/26, so why haven’t you donated to 826NYC yet? Do you have $8.26? $8.26 can help 826NYC purchase six and a half boxes of pencils. Do you know how many students can write how many stories and work on how many hours of homework while using your six and a half boxes of pencils at the free after-school tutoring and writing programs that 826NYC provides? A lot of students. A lot of...
Aug 27th
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I wanted to tell them: “There are some things you should not have to learn from a blog.”
Aug 25th
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A slightly elevated red blood cell count.
Aug 25th
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Nightmares. Are there bats in Brooklyn? Entirely unrelated.
Aug 21st
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Our mothers decorated homes in a style most succinctly described as “Late Eighties/Early Nineties Art Deco.”
Aug 20th
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You thought it would be a good idea to actually try one of those tips from Cosmo.
Aug 19th
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I have never read anything written by Lorrie Moore.
Aug 18th
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The Barcelona Chair in any color other than black.
Aug 16th
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I wanted to tell them: “Being single is not a problem that you should be trying to solve.”
Aug 14th
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Electrolytes.
Aug 13th
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She was the type of girl who picked a venue before they saved the date. Before she even met the boy.
Aug 12th
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Which is scarier - 1: windows open/unlocked, thus bugs flying in and possibly robbers, or 2: windows closed and the resulting Bikram-like bedroom?
Aug 11th
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It is exactly what it seems to be.
Aug 11th
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Blind dates. Bed times. I liked your song before I liked you.
Aug 10th
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The “o” key is broken again. Overuse?
Aug 6th
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He actually said, “I was alive, like really alive, before you were even born.” Out loud. And he did not laugh. I did not laugh either. Well, not while I was standing next to him.
Aug 5th
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A particular and peculiar skill. She turns every date into a business dinner. And every business dinner into a date.
Aug 3rd
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