January 2010
5 posts
Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
Married friends hate it when you say, “He’s divorced? That’s hot.”
Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
She is the type of girl who often mixes up the “search” box and the “status update” box and thus reveals her internet stalking for all to see.
Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
We realized, too late, that my “good side” is the same side as his “good side,” and we wondered if we could overcome this particular and peculiar fate that would require us to look off into the distance at the same thing, to the same side, every time we were photographed together, forever.
Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
Something about three train transfers and thinking this was a reasonable travel time.
Something about an Italian newspaper, a gym bag, and four-and-a-half manila folders.
Something about why you have to beg to differ.
Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
I do not want to make you a mix tape.
I want you to already know all the music that I already know.