November 2010
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We tried so hard not to try so hard.
Nov 1st
October 2010
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“…(something something something) procedural drama.” “You are a procedural drama.” “No, you are a procedural drama.”
Oct 28th
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They sighed (so loud and at the same time) when they realized that there was nothing before the busyness. Only everything after.
Oct 27th
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Every boy hates it when you wear dresses over pants.
Oct 26th
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One potion that I own — “Heather/Calluna vulgaris” — claims that it “helps you listen to and empathize with others rather than being overly concerned and talkative about your own affairs.” Directions: Put two drops in water and sip at intervals. Indications: For relief of naturally occurring nervous tension.
Oct 25th
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She said, “I love you.” He said, “I would love to write a song about you.”
Oct 20th
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Accidental enthusiasm.
Oct 18th
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Time zones. Telescopes. How to fold a fitted sheet.
Oct 15th
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Let’s have more meetings about having more meetings.
Oct 14th
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He said, “It is better when it doesn’t make sense.”
Oct 13th
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www.thingsidonotunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com My new website. The opposite of url shorteners. Etc.
Oct 12th
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How is it possible that there is not yet a romantic comedy movie titled Save The Date?
Oct 10th
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I can’t draw and you don’t play games, but we were the best Pictionary team ever.
Oct 6th
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“I am aware that I have become a parody of myself,” she admitted. They didn’t even have to ask.
Oct 4th
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It is not as special as it sounds. It is not as hard as it seems.
Oct 1st
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