March 2010
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Sometimes a seder is just a seder.
Mar 29th
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Subpoena ad testificandum.
Mar 28th
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He suggested that I “say good bye to Brooklyn.”
Mar 28th
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Sometimes a space is just a space.
Mar 19th
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On her day off, when she had nothing to do and everything to do, she had a panic attack. Because she finally had the time. She felt in control, at least, of that much.
Mar 16th
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“Anonymous asked: Do you understand anything? Do you talk about anything?”
Mar 15th
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Blood pressure.
Mar 14th
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Last night I went to a cocktail party in Martha Stewart’s office, and then to The Magnetic Fields concert in midtown, and then to see The National perform in Brooklyn. An evening built, it seems, entirely around the possibility of me crying, for unrelated reasons, at every stop. Stuff White People Like: my night.
Mar 12th
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If you have an abdominal sonogram/ultrasound for a reason that does not involve babies, then they will not print a photograph of the image for you to take home. Even if it is the type of hospital that has a large framed Annie Leibovitz portrait of Joan Didion and her daughter hanging on the waiting room wall.
Mar 11th
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She was tired, and on her way to therapy, and she wondered what would happen if she went into the doctor’s office, and, instead of talking to him, she took a nap. This action during an appointment might tell him more than talking ever could. “This is probably a valid form of some kind of analysis,” she thought. “This is probably an invalid form of some kind of...
Mar 9th
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Define “date.”
Mar 3rd
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That is all that it takes.
Mar 2nd