April 2010
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I am almost done with Ditmas Park.
Apr 30th
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How resigned is my mother to the fact that I am not married? As I pack boxes in my apartment, she suggests — unprompted, and with a sigh — “Maybe it is good luck if it rains on your moving day.”
Apr 28th
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File transfer protocol.
Apr 27th
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Who am I kidding? I will probably talk about that.
Apr 23rd
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Your apparent inability to have any apparent inability.
Apr 19th
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“You own a lot of Le Creuset, for a single lady,” he said.
Apr 17th
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How to move.
Apr 9th
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Something about the international sign for “I am allergic to this.” Something about pantomiming dying. Something about the death of pantomime, not a wordless action for death. Something about how everyone always describes him as “nice.” Something about this is why we did not get along.
Apr 8th
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She has started to refer to going to the gym as “getting this baby-making factory ready for business.”
Apr 6th
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“You always obscure the object,” they said. But maybe they meant “the subject.”
Apr 5th
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It is not as special as it sounds. It is not as hard as it seems.
Apr 4th
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She didn’t find him attractive. She left him that way.
Apr 1st