May 2010
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The internet adds to my anxiety.
May 31st
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“Please do not messenger a hug,” she said. “You never know who would show up.”
May 29th
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I have all the pieces. I just want someone else to put them together.
May 28th
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Pick one: polite/poetic/pathetic.
May 25th
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I used to take Cardio Striptease class every day. At the gym. More specifically: at all of this gym’s locations in Manhattan and Brooklyn. I was committed to following the class around the city. (Including Murray Hill on Mondays, Soho on Saturdays, and Lafayette Street during my lunch hour since my office was around the corner, on Cooper Square, and waiting until 5:00 p.m. to take a break...
May 21st
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She only promised it because she couldn’t keep it. She hoped it would be easy to give it away.
May 19th
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Today, the Daily Kabbalah Tune-Up e-mail told me to: “Welcome moments of embarrassment as your contribution to global change.” I must seem very generous.
May 17th
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The New Punctuation.
May 13th
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BookCourt does not have any copies of Emily Gould’s And the Heart Says Whatever. When I asked, the clerk looked at the register/computer screen and said, “We didn’t get any in. We can order it for you. Or….” Then he paused, and, as if he had just invented the genre, added, “whatever.” Dear slightly snarky book clerks in Brooklyn, surely you can quip...
May 10th
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He sent the blood sausage over to our table. Bold move.
May 7th
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Drafts.
May 6th
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In theory? Yes. In practice? No.
May 5th
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So far, the internet has not set up itself.
May 5th
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