July 2010
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Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
Is that the moon, or are they making a movie?
Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
“Do you like me more than dinner?” she asked.
His response: “Dinner as a concept, or this dinner?”
Then, and without hesitation, she started to cry.
He waited what was probably an appropriate amount of time (two minutes, it was their first date), he put down some money, presumably for the check, and he left.
She sat, still, at the table, and cried.
He doubled back, and handed her a...
Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
He refuses to wear a seat belt.
She uses the rear-view mirror to apply the glaucoma eye drops that promote eyelash growth, that simulate eyelash extensions, that stimulate eyelash extension, though she is sitting in the back seat and she does not have glaucoma in either eye.
“We are,” they say, “ready to try something new.”
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Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
The New Insincerity.
Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was.
Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
Is that a pick-up line or a press release?
Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
Stop saying, “I am saving it for the screenplay.”