November 2011
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The reason I was not totally paying attention to you while we were talking and I was crossing and uncrossing my legs. They say to cross your legs “in the direction of” someone, in order to indicate that you like them. I never know which leg goes on top, and whether your crossed knees are supposed to be the part of this equation that ends up pointing toward the other person, or your...
Nov 22nd
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I have a phone number in L.A. It spells my name.
Nov 17th
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He said, “Let’s not make out,” in the movie theater, during Melancholia, “and say that we did.”
Nov 14th
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Twitter is not your test audience.
Nov 9th
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Is that a pickup line or a press release?
Nov 4th
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