March 2011
5 posts
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
Every time I go there, I fall.
Mar 31st
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“PLEASE EXCUSE THE ALL-CAPS. I AM NOT TRYING TO BE EXTRA EMPHATIC. I AM AT WORK, AND I AM USING A PROGRAM THAT NECESSITATES ALL-CAPS.”
Mar 22nd
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I’ve gone through three phones since we last spoke. How many more before I stop transferring your number?
Mar 18th
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You are charmingly inept.
Mar 8th
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The neti pot. Nasal irrigation. It seems like this should be impossible: the water comes out of my eyes.
Mar 3rd
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