April 2011
5 posts
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
I still like iced coffee more than I like you.
Apr 26th
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I wanted to tell him: “It is not intuition; it is an algorithm. I am just really good at using Google.”
Apr 22nd
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We tried, but failed, to figure out how to like the story more and the storyteller less.
Apr 21st
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I do not want to write books. I want to write book titles.
Apr 15th
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Your commitment to my bit.
Apr 6th
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