June 2011
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Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
Time zones. Telescopes. How to fold a fitted sheet.
Jun 23rd
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“Lunch at Tiffany’s” doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Jun 17th
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My therapist sent me a text message with a typo. Is this a test?
Jun 16th
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That thing where you don’t feel sad, just a little bit slow.
Jun 10th
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“Your hands are so dry,” barked the manicurist, “your husband must never let you touch him.” “My husband does not exist, so my unmoisturized hands are the least of his problems,” I replied.
Jun 8th
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That thing where you go on vacation and your therapist guest-blogs for you until you get back.
Jun 8th
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“This error is more understandable. Most people would search for ‘blowjob,’ whereas New Yorker style is two words: ‘blow job.’”
Jun 3rd
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Is there a DSM-IV code for “INTERNET ANXIETY” yet?
Jun 1st
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