August 2011
5 posts
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
We never take the before photo.
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
My grandfather is 91 years old. Three women stayed at his house in Brooklyn during the storm.
“They’re elderly,” he said, “I didn’t want them to be alone.”
My grandfather is basically Brooklyn’s oldest Hurricane Boyfriend.
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
I do not want to talk to you, but I do want to leave messages on your answering machine.
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
I hope there is a word (maybe there is a word in German?) for when you are walking in New York City, and, for only a moment, your hand basically accidentally holds hands with a stranger who is walking in the opposite direction, toward you, on the sidewalk, or in the street, and though you barely touch, and neither one of you stops your stride, and you don’t even make eye contact, and you...
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
You are, in fact, wearing more than one solid color. Congratulations. Please stop calling it “color blocking.”