September 2011
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Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
That thing where you accidentally pocket-dial the rabbi the day before Rosh Hashanah and when you notice the call in progress in your pocket you say “OH MY GOD” and hang up.
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In therapy, we talk about therapy, primarily.
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
Nostalgia for things you never knew.
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Just What Is It That Makes Today’s Homes So Different, So Appealing?
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How to talk about Twitter in therapy.
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We stood in the backyard, posed for a photo, and I observed, out loud, without fanfare, without thinking: “I am the only one who is not holding a baby.”
My mother, behind the camera, and also without missing a beat, replied, “Would you like to hold your purse?
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Doesn’t everyone re-read Foucault’s lectures on “Psychiatric Power” every summer while every therapist is on vacation?
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
Every hairstylist hates it when you say, “I don’t want you to dye over the gray. I want gray highlights. White stripes.”