January 2012
6 posts
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
She was always searching for a story. He was sometimes searching for her story too.
Jan 18th
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At some point, soon, we are going to have to redefine the word “favorite.”
Jan 17th
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Do not make a list of things you love more than love.
Jan 16th
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Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
Is he or she “Similar To You” because you look at his or her Twitter feed 12 times a day?
Jan 10th
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Internet retirement, imminent.
Jan 9th
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Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
The rule is: NO SUBWAY PANTS ON THE BED. The rule is not an invitation to take off all clothing upon entering my apartment.
Jan 5th
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