March 2012
15 posts
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
Actually, you are not the first man to tell me that my father “sort of looks like Darryl Strawberry.”
February 2012
6 posts
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
Time zones.
Telescopes.
How to fold a fitted sheet.
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
“Here’s the thing,” she said, “I’m a catch.”
“That’s the thing,” he said, “so am I.”
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
“When you talk to her,” he told himself, “aim more for passive compliment, and less for marriage proposal.”
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I insisted that you keep your socks on, not because your feet were cold against mine, but because I didn’t want to see your ankle tattoo of a cartoon turtle.
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
Analysis paralysis.