Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About
- He sleeps beneath a fitted sheet.
- Instead of a flat top sheet, he uses a fitted sheet as if it is a lightweight blanket with elastic that sort of wraps slightly around his feet and around his shoulders.
- He said something about it being “cozy.”
- “Or,” I said, “like a weak sleeping bag.”
- I was not invited back.
