Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About
- He refuses to wear a seat belt.
- She uses the rear-view mirror to apply the glaucoma eye drops that promote eyelash growth, that simulate eyelash extensions, that stimulate eyelash extension, though she is sitting in the back seat and she does not have glaucoma in either eye.
- “We are,” they say, “ready to try something new.”
