Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not Going to Talk About

BY JEN SNOW

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Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About

  • The reason I was not totally paying attention to you while we were talking and I was crossing and uncrossing my legs.
  • They say to cross your legs “in the direction of” someone, in order to indicate that you like them.
  • I never know which leg goes on top, and whether your crossed knees are supposed to be the part of this equation that ends up pointing toward the other person, or your feet. 
  • I try not to think about it too much when I am sitting and talking and crossing and uncrossing my legs next to, toward, and/or near other people. But then I do think about it too much and I get caught up in the action, and in thinking about the action, at the same time.
  • It seems like terrible advice from people (and magazines) more coordinated than me.