Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not Going to Talk About

BY JEN SNOW

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Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About

  • I knew it was over when he bought some self-help books for me, for Chanukah.
  • I thought it was weird that such a smart man did not understand the meaning of the word “self.”
  • He thought it was weird that I pretended that was the part that mattered.
  • “The ‘self’ isn’t the point,” he said.
  • I pointed out that the semantics were sort of actually exactly the point.
  • And we seemed, for a moment, like a pretty good match.