Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not Going to Talk About

BY JEN SNOW

CONTACT

JENSNOW.COM

TWITTER

ASK

Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About

  • She is the type of girl who is capable of baking a quiche and forgetting it on the subway.
  • She baked it and wrapped it, but it was still too hot for her to hold for too long, so she put the tinfoil-covered dish down on the seat while she stood during her morning commute.
  • The car wasn’t crowded, so she didn’t feel bad taking the space.
  • She didn’t feel anything at all, actually, until after she had accidentally left the quiche behind, the tinfoil-covered dish still on the seat, when she got off of the train at East Broadway, and the quiche continued, she assumed, into Brooklyn.