Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not Going to Talk About

BY JEN SNOW

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Things I Don’t Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About

  • I remember you calling and me crying and going back to sleep. But nothing else. I really asked you for a wake-up call? I must have asked in my sleep. The call list on my phone seems to indicate as much. This is classy.
  • Bay windows.
  • I’ve been carrying two sets of the same keys.