BY JEN SNOW CONTACT JENSNOW.COM TWITTER ASK var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-20718712-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); Tumblr (3.0; @thingsidontunderstandand)http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/<p><ul><li>We tried so hard not to try so hard.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/23587661952http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/23587661952Tue, 22 May 2012 22:46:47 -0400<p><ul><li>Stop searching.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/23227766661http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/23227766661Thu, 17 May 2012 09:42:49 -0400<p><ul><li class="articleHeadline">&#8220;WELL-PLAYED, <em>NEW YORK TIMES</em>,&#8221; said my mother, the day after Mother&#8217;s Day, regarding this article: <em><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/14/us/eager-for-grandchildren-and-putting-daughters-eggs-in-freezer.html?_r=1&amp;smid=tw-nytimesnational&amp;seid=auto" target="_blank">So Eager for Grandchildren, They’re Paying the Egg-Freezing Clinic</a>.</em></li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/23056919269http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/23056919269Mon, 14 May 2012 17:02:00 -0400<p><ul><li>Who doesn&#8217;t have a pen?</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/22784124193http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/22784124193Thu, 10 May 2012 12:41:23 -0400<p><ul><li>A little bit bored.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/22718557105http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/22718557105Wed, 09 May 2012 11:48:34 -0400<p><ul><li>I don&#8217;t want a boyfriend; I want someone to remove my glasses when I forget and fall asleep.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/22255378733http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/22255378733Wed, 02 May 2012 10:17:00 -0400<p><ul><li>I could not, so I did not.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/22322820705http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/22322820705Tue, 01 May 2012 11:48:00 -0400<p><ul><li>Things we broke today, in unrelated accidents: one hard drive, one heart.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/21787723474http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/21787723474Wed, 25 Apr 2012 12:37:00 -0400<p><ul><li>&#8220;Ignore him,&#8221; he said. &#8220;Sometimes persistence is the opposite of rewarded.&#8221; </li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/21266811049http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/21266811049Tue, 17 Apr 2012 09:37:00 -0400<p><ul><li>Do we like each other, or do we Like each other?</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/21032206167http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/21032206167Fri, 13 Apr 2012 13:57:00 -0400<p><ul><li>Twitter is, essentially, like standing on street corners, shouting one-liners, and waiting for high fives.</li> <li>While trying not to cry.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/20971205234http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/20971205234Thu, 12 Apr 2012 13:30:00 -0400<p><ul><li>If I update my blog, but I don&#8217;t e-mail you back, will you be mad?</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/20909495423http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/20909495423Wed, 11 Apr 2012 13:05:00 -0400someThingsneedtoberepeated<p><ul><li>You buy stocks based only on whether you like the ticker initials, still.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/20877596773http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/20877596773Tue, 10 Apr 2012 21:24:00 -0400<p><ul><li><span>I wanted to tell him, &#8220;I am pretty sure that you did not miss a Missed Connection.&#8221;</span></li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/20385479455http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/20385479455Mon, 02 Apr 2012 21:57:19 -0400<p><ul><li>&#8220;I sleep through alarms,&#8221; he said.</li> <li>&#8220;That&#8217;s alarming,&#8221; she said. </li> <li>He didn&#8217;t laugh.</li> <li>So she left.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/20113920777http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/20113920777Thu, 29 Mar 2012 08:40:00 -0400<p><ul><li>The e-mail is not going to answer itself.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/20089710106http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/20089710106Wed, 28 Mar 2012 20:23:51 -0400<p><ul><li>Geographic tongue.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/19789285172http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/19789285172Fri, 23 Mar 2012 14:11:43 -0400<p><ul><li>Text-decoration: none.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/19737443016http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/19737443016Thu, 22 Mar 2012 13:41:00 -0400<p><ul><li>I once had a therapist with the same name as you, so I&#8217;m worried that this is going to get weird.</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/19627970735http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/19627970735Tue, 20 Mar 2012 13:57:21 -0400<p><ul><li>E-mails I sent, in my sleep, to myself. A new <a href="http://instagr.am/p/IWmU6CLY4X/" target="_blank">series</a>?</li> </ul></p>http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/19569786179http://thingsidontunderstandanddefinitelyamnotgoingtotalkabout.com/post/19569786179Mon, 19 Mar 2012 08:08:00 -0400